“More new technology,” he replied, “Headmaster Humptytrumpty is replacing his carrier pigeons. They’re old tech now, too slow, need too much birdseed, inclined to get lost. … More Tweet of the day
45th Headmaster Mr Donald Humptytrumpty
Maurice Minor was struggling across The Big School playground with a large wooden object. It was a magnificent thing, painted in bright colours, with several rows of beads. … More Adding it all up
“I want you to know,” he started, “I’m doing a good job. A really good job. We’re all doing a good job. The Big School will be proud again, The Big School will be strong, The Big School will lead!” He nodded, “I have big plans.” … More Promises, promises.