A paen of praise to The Big School’s illustrious Head Boy

O Bannon! My Bannon!  A paen of praise to The Big School’s illustrious Head Boy, Steve (call me ‘Altright’) Baboon.

 

 

Trump Lines

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O Bannon! My Bannon!

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O Bannon! my Bannon! my great campaign is done,

My rallies were the best (and huge), those alt-right chants were fun,

So now we’re here, our mandate clear, we really should start winning,

While CNN misreads “the facts,” their news so fake and boring;

But Breitbart! Breitbart!

The Trumpest truth to spread,

Behind the scenes my Bannon says,

Obamacare is dead.

O Bannon! my Bannon! come here and watch the news;

Come here—for you the pundits whine—for you the alt-right coos,

For you they shitpost every day—for you the mainstream’s shifting,

For you they yell (their great white hope), their M-A-G-A chanting;

Here Bannon! dear daddy!

These thoughts inside your head!

It’s like some dream to hear you say,

Entitlements are dead.

My Bannon does not answer, his lips are chapped and still,

My daddy does not hear my voice, he likely never will,

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