I never did trust cats …
A suspicious looking cat was arrested today for planning to assassinate President Trump.
The FBI spotted the cat sitting in a tree just two miles from the White House. He was in possession of a high powered sniper rifle, leading police to believe they were dealing with a JFK type scenario.
Press Secretary Sean Spicer was quick to reassure the public:
‘Mr. Trump has been fully briefed on the situation. The secret service has conducted a comprehensive review, and the President’s motorcade will now be even more secure’
‘However, we are advising him to stay indoors for the next couple of days, until we can confirm that the cat was acting alone’
This worrying news comes just days after a gaggle of geese were detained for plotting a military coup in Canada.
Full story here: http://bit.ly/2qeQUBP
WHAT A HOOT!