“More new technology,” he replied, “Headmaster Humptytrumpty is replacing his carrier pigeons. They’re old tech now, too slow, need too much birdseed, inclined to get lost. … More Tweet of the day
Maurice Minor was struggling across The Big School playground with a large wooden object. It was a magnificent thing, painted in bright colours, with several rows of beads. … More Adding it all up
“I want you to know,” he started, “I’m doing a good job. A really good job. We’re all doing a good job. The Big School will be proud again, The Big School will be strong, The Big School will lead!” He nodded, “I have big plans.” … More Promises, promises.
Well readers, I have a question for you, is it REALLY anybody else’s business what’s in your frilly pink knickers? I don’t think so. … More Frilly knickers
It was very late in the evening, and it had been a very busy day for Mr Humptytrumpy at his Beach Hut by the sea in the south. Mr Humptytrumpty sat in his big, comfy chair, with a tray on his lap, eating Lancashire Hotpot and watching his favourite TV channel. … More The Nasty Swedes
Mr Humptytrumpty was VERY cross. He stood at the top end of the playground, you know, the end where it slopes up to the bikesheds so it’s easy to see everything that’s going on, and simmered. It had been harder than he’d ever thought it could be, being headmaster. Much harder than building big sandcastles. … More Micky Flynflam, the naughty Hall Monitor
Donald walked through the playground and stood at the top end, you know, the end where it slopes up to the bikesheds so it’s easy to see everything that’s going on, and he watched the school buses outside the school gates. … More Donald Humptytrumpty and the big school bus
Donald Humptytrumpty has lost his new best friend Nigel. Can you help him find Nigel? Where shall we look? … More Where’s Nigel?
Once upon a time there was a little boy called Donald Humptytrumpty. And Donald, like all little boys and girls, wanted more than anything else to be happy. … More Mr Donald Humptytrumpty and The Big School playground